“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”
Hillary Clinton, who is still alive
I'm proud and excited to announce the founding of my new startup, Open Asteroid Impact, where we redirect asteroids towards Earth for the benefit of humanity. Our mission is to have as high an impact as possible.
Below, I've copied over the one-pager I've sent potential investors and early employees:
Name: Open Asteroid Impact
Launch Date: April 1 2024
Website: openasteroidimpact.org
Mission: To have as high an impact as possible
Pitch: We are an asteroid mining company. When most people think about asteroid mining, they think of getting all the mining equipment to space and carefully mining and refining ore in space, before bringing the ore back down in a controlled landing. But humanity has zero experience in Zero-G mining in the vacuum of space. This is obviously very inefficient. Instead, it’s much more efficient to bring the asteroids down to Earth first, and mine it on the ground.
Furthermore, we are first and foremost an asteroid mining *safety* company. That is why we need to race as fast as possible to be at the forefront of asteroid redirection, so more dangerous companies don’t get there before us, letting us set safety standards.
Cofounder and CEO: Linch Zhang
Other employees: Austin Chen (CTO), Zach Weinersmith (Chief Culinary Officer), Annie Vu (ESG Analyst)
Board: tbd
Competitors: DeepMine, Anthropocene
Valuation: Astronomical
Design Principles: Bigger, Faster, Safer
Organizational Structure: for-profit C corp owned by B corp owned by public benefit corporation owned by 501c4 owned by 501c3 with a charter set through a combination of regulations from Imperial France, tlatoani Aztec Monarchy, Incan federalism, and Qin-dynasty China to avoid problems with Arrow’s Impossibility Theorem
Safety Statement: “Mitigating the risk of extinction from human-directed asteroids should be a global priority alongside other civilizational risks such as nuclear war and artificial general intelligence”
You can learn more about us on our website.
It's important to start crashing asteroids into the planet now, before there is a spacecraft overhang and potentially many asteroids could be deorbited at the same time. This gives us the opportunity to learn about any dangers from asteroid impact. A great many doomers claim it will kick dust into the atmosphere and cause global cooling, or that gigaton explosions on impact are untested and risk causing damage, but they have no recent empirical evidence.
All we have is some fossils and 66 million year old data! Let's find out what really happens empirically. Move fast and break things. Think of all the benefits.
In other related news, I've got a tender offer with some unnamed funders to start an 8 Trillion heavy spacecraft manufacturing venture. This will pay for facilities earth and moonside to construct spacecraft with the capabilities to move larger asteroids than ever before.
https://twitter.com/robertwiblin/status/1758251292131053637
In any case, we don't have a choice. It's a race. Our only chance to survive the future in this situation is to have our own warships and asteroid movers in space as well, or hide under the umbrella of allies who do...