Paraguayan prostitutes are free.
According to Wikisexguide you can get 20 minutes with a prostitute in Paraguay for 0.0095 $USD ('50g' in the local currency). However, other places it's up to $100, which is pretty normal in the Western world.
Let me say that again: 20 minutes with a Paraguayian prostitute for $0.01USD.
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