I apologize in advance for asking an off-topic question, but my Google-fu has failed me.
My girlfriend's niece is a Small Child who likes to turn the volume on her Android tablet all the way up, making it too loud for everyone else. How can we make it so that when she tries to make the tablet louder, nothing happens? (I know how to do this on an iOS device but not an Android one.)
If she's smart enough to understand words then just tell her not to do it. Take away the tablet whenever she disobeys.
If she's too young for that, tape over the part of the thing that she could press, or just hang it out of reach playing something happy.
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