if you're the holders of some records for certain problem types then that grabs my interest.
I'd suggest leading with that since it's a strong one.
The best way to win principals is to show them that a ridiculously complex constrain may be applied and calculated automatically.
If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.
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