People have attacked the consistency of ZF with much more powerful tools and failed. Your attack wouldn't sound promising to these people, because it already sounds unpromising to me. Each further minute of your time spent on this problem would be a failure of rationality.
If you want another problem that's really fun, prove or disprove that every division of the square into triangles of equal area will have an even number of triangles :-)
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