"He is frozen, waiting for the ketchup to come into sight." might just be the funniest sentence I've seen on this website so far.
"If a hundred inventors fail to build flying machines using metal and wood and canvas, it doesn’t imply that what you really need is a flying machine of bone and flesh."
Although we do, because that would be awesome.
ah, i see the problem. they only specified the proportion of humans are female.
Calling it "Rationalization" is just another instance of a proud tradition of referring to antonyms by almost identical words (hypothermia vs hyperthermia) for some fucking reason.