Alexei's postmortem of Arbital got me thinking about incentivizing good online explanations, so I got an idea for a test that we can run here and now:
What's your simplest, most vivid, most memorable explanation of correlation does not equal causation for someone who's unaware of the concept? In your own words, no linking.
Haha, I often ask people "did you know taller kids are better at math?" Then wait a few seconds and say "because they're older".