Let me try a rewrite...
Rationalist overheard in hell:
"... I wouldn't even be down here if they hadn't found my frozen brain - talk about a Smoking Gun..."
Awww... Don't downvote YYUUUU, It's rationalist anti-humour! What a great idea!
How do you prevent a rapidly self-replicating em from driving wages down to subsistence level?
HIT IT WITH AN AXE
A p-zombie walks into a bar but is fundamentally incapable of perceiving its situation and so to derive humour would be exploitative.
A guy walks into an AI conference and says he thinks he can create Friendly AI using complex emergent chaotic simulated paradigms.
So I stabbed him.
Rationalist overheard in hell:
“…I was on-track for upstairs until they found my frozen brain - what a fucking stupid idea that was…”
How do you irritate a rationalist?
Sprinkle magic-dust on her ears so they grow large on Mondays