Your turn: convince me that you really, really like the taste of [alcoholic beverage that happens to also signal your social status].

How should I do that? Will you fMRI my brain while I'm drinking it?

(Also the "that happens to also signal your social status" part doesn't apply to me. I don't like most spirits, I don't think I would be able to tell vodka from a mixture of pure water and ethanol in a blind test, but there are quite a few relatively cheap wines and beers I do like, as well as some expensive wines I hate.)