Subway ad: "146 people were hit by trains in 2011. 47 were killed."
Guy on Subway: "That tells me getting hit by a train ain't that dangerous."
I can't help but think:
Subway ad: "146 people were hit by trains in 2011. 47 were killed."
Guy at Subway: "What does that have to do with sandwiches?"
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