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Comment author: [deleted] 04 November 2012 08:37:22AM *  41 points [-]

Diogenes was knee deep in a stream washing vegetables. Coming up to him, Plato said, "My good Diogenes, if you knew how to pay court to kings, you wouldn't have to wash vegetables."

"And," replied Diogenes, "If you knew how to wash vegetables, you wouldn't have to pay court to kings."

Teachings of Diogenes

Comment author: SaidAchmiz 06 November 2012 11:43:50PM 31 points [-]

Another from the same site — on free will:

"It's my fate to steal," pleaded the man who had been caught red-handed by Diogenes.

"Then it is also your fate to be beaten," said Diogenes, hitting him across the head with his staff.

Comment author: gwern 07 November 2012 02:26:04AM *  29 points [-]

The real irony of the story is a historical context I think most readers these days miss: that when the real Plato paid court to a 'king' - Dionysius II, tyrant of Syracuse - it went very poorly. Plato was arrested, and barely managed to arrange his freedom & return to Athens.

Twice.

And supposedly Plato was sold into slavery by the previous tyrant.

Comment author: Eugine_Nier 07 November 2012 05:22:04AM 7 points [-]

This works until the king sends armed men to confiscate your vegetables.

Comment author: [deleted] 07 November 2012 09:03:33AM 0 points [-]

What king ever sent armed men to confiscate the vegetables of one poor dude?

Comment author: Tuna-Fish 07 November 2012 09:18:41AM 19 points [-]

Damn near every one of them through the systemical implementation of taxation?

Comment author: [deleted] 07 November 2012 09:23:13AM *  6 points [-]

You can't get blood from a stone. So sometimes it pays to be a stone.

EDIT: Anyway, this is missing the point. Diogenes is preaching self-sufficiency and a variant of keeping your identity small. Sycophancy isn't a reliable way to hold onto one's vegetables and one's dignity.

Comment author: RomeoStevens 08 November 2012 11:46:46PM 4 points [-]

You can dynamite stones as an example to other would be stones.

Comment author: [deleted] 08 November 2012 11:52:43PM 1 point [-]

They still won't give you any blood. They're stones. No blood up in 'em.

Comment author: AdeleneDawner 16 November 2012 11:28:55PM 3 points [-]

"Would be". As in, "don't become a stone; if I can't get blood from you I'm liable to blow you up instead".

Comment author: [deleted] 17 November 2012 05:13:27AM 0 points [-]

Leaving you with more stones.

Comment author: AdeleneDawner 17 November 2012 12:11:45PM 3 points [-]

Which would be a problem if the dynamiter was trying to minimize the number of stones rather than maximizing the amount of blood, I suppose.

Comment author: Eugine_Nier 08 November 2012 01:03:35AM 1 point [-]

You can't get blood from a stone. So sometimes it pays to be a stone.

But you can destroy the stone, and put something you can get blood from in its place.

Comment author: [deleted] 08 November 2012 01:32:59AM 0 points [-]

Depends on the size of the stone. You might not even notice it if it's small enough.

Comment author: Eugine_Nier 09 November 2012 01:58:56AM 0 points [-]

Well, you might be bulldozing the whole area.

Comment author: [deleted] 09 November 2012 02:21:35AM 2 points [-]

The stone in question will hitch on ride on the bottom of a workman's boot, eventually ending up on his well-tended lawn where it will reside comfortably for decades.

Comment author: [deleted] 17 November 2012 05:28:43AM 5 points [-]

"Once, Chuang Tzu was fishing the P’u River when the King of Ch’u sent two of his ministers to announce that he wished to entrust to Chuang Tzu the care of his entire domain.

Chuang Tzu held his fishing pole and, without turning his head, said: 'I have heard that Ch’u possesses a sacred tortoise which has been dead for three thousand years and which the king keeps wrapped up in a box and stored in his ancestral temple. Is this tortoise better off dead and with its bones venerated, or would it be better off alive with its tail dragging in the mud?'

'It would be better off alive and dragging its tail in the mud,' the two ministers replied.

'Then go away!' said Chuang Tzu, 'and I will drag my tail in the mud!'"

Comment author: Will_Newsome 17 November 2012 07:21:25AM 0 points [-]

Translation recommendation for Zhuangzi? (I've been reading Burton Watson's.)

Comment author: [deleted] 17 November 2012 07:30:18AM 2 points [-]

Maybe undignified, but my favorite translations are from Tsai Chih Chung's series of manhua interpretations of the Chinese classics, specifically Zhuangzi Speaks: the Music of Nature and The Dao of Zhuangzi: the Harmony of Nature

The kind of formal distance one usually sees in academic translations distorts Zhuangzi's message. The comic book form suits it very well.