Randall is great and objectively hilarious. But. “Shift” and “left” do not rhyme. They’re suppossed to. And this bothered me (hypothetically I might have tried to sing this). So I kind of… rewrote most of the thing? Without really meaning to? Yay?

I'd not normally share this, but in the spirit of LW's current campaign to reward content I thought I'd throw out it into the world.