This is an experimental thread. It is somewhat in the spirit of the Rationality Quotes Thread but without the requirements and with a focus on humorous value. You may post insightful jokes, nerd or math jokes or try out rationality jokes of your own invention.
ADDED: Apparently there has been an earlier Jokes Thread which was failry successful. Consider this another instance.
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Nobody answers - bystander effect. (Not necessarily applicable here since nobody's asking for help, but still.)