With this statement, I acknowledge my error in judgment regarding the aesthetic status of pigeons. This marks the beginning of my aesthetic corrective efforts. I commit to training my sense of taste daily for an entire month. I hope that by the end of this period, my visual discernment and understanding of the principles of beauty will improve enough for me to rejoin society without shame and leave this regrettable mistake behind.

All pigeons are ugly!

New Comment
2 comments, sorted by Click to highlight new comments since:

Looks like a conspiracy of pigeons posing as lw commenters have downvoted your post

[-]LVSN11

this is clearly polemical satire and not true, and I cannot readily infer about you a spirit of curiosity about the subject of the satire, so I will downvote, in an attempt of assistance of the spirit of LessWrong; nothing personal & i hope you fare well on this site generally :)