Here's something to pick our collective spirits up:
According to Google's infallible algorithms, 20% of the content on LessWrong.com falls within the 'Advanced' reading level. For comparison, another well-known bastion of intelligence on the internets, Hacker News, only has 4% of it's content in that category.
Strangely, inserting a space before the name of the site in the query tends to reduce the amount of content that falls in the highest bucket, but I am told that highly trained Google engineers are interrogating the bug in a dimly lit room as we speak, and expect it to crack soon.
Okay, so now I want to see how many words I can fit into a sentence without it getting too confusing to be read by someone who is pretty young or perhaps new to English; what sorts of ideas might you, or anyone else, have to make a sentence keep working as long as possible?
As to the original comment, sorry I guess I explained your joke.
Well, you did, but I was probably going to anyway at that point.
Really long descriptions seem to work well for making long sentences. Aside, do you want to do this with or without semicolons?