If it's worth saying, but not worth its own post (even in Discussion), then it goes here.
Notes for future OT posters:
1. Please add the 'open_thread' tag.
2. Check if there is an active Open Thread before posting a new one. (Immediately before; refresh the list-of-threads page before posting.)
3. Open Threads should be posted in Discussion, and not Main.
4. Open Threads should start on Monday, and end on Sunday.
"That's not how I would do it" generally is not the best way to respond to something you take as an accusation. Especially when you include a novel element in your protest, namely, the "have volunteers/virtual assistances create sock puppets" piece.
Firstly, because you don't want to share those kinds of ideas. Secondly, because you've added details to a story you're trying to repudiate, making it seem more likely.
Good points, upvoted. I fall into this trap too often. Thanks for the helpful suggestions!