Well, not with that attitude. Definitely not with those cats. I have it on very good authority that if you are male and want to date females, it is a bad idea to own cats. Seriously, pro tip, lose the cats. At minimum hide them from your profile.

This is very surprising to me. I'd have thought it fairly likely that cats would work as a solid attractor - at worst, having cats would be something that is attractive proportionally to the person's opinion of cats. I wonder if anyone has any further information on this?