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I made this joke site: https://flashcash.money
It's often rational to burn cash on positional goods like Rolexes and bottle service at clubs, but FlashCash.money takes that value proposition to the logical extreme.
The problem is the site looks cheap. If I'm showing off how rich I am, I want something that looks elegant and refined.