I wonder if I should get the leg cones to go with my decision theory booty shorts.
Obviously yes?
I'm at least buying that mug.
Bought.
"Leg cones"!
Bought the hat. I will wear it with pride.
I would buy the Leg Cones but am holding off for the sake of the epistemic commons. If my butt cheek were wrong, no one would want to be right.