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Biological immortality is cancer-cure-complete. And cancer is very tough, it's a breakdown of multicellularity coordination. Conspiracy theory bug in brain seeing agency everywhere is much more likely.
Why do plants not get cancer btw?
It would be more plausible that they don't have true immortality, but they do have extended healthy lifespans and some better cancer treatments than we do.