- Don't say false shit omg this one's so basic what are you even doing. And to be perfectly fucking clear "false shit" includes exaggeration for dramatic effect. Exaggeration is just another way for shit to be false.
- You do NOT (necessarily) know what you fucking saw. What you saw and what you thought about it are two different things. Keep them the fuck straight.
- Performative overconfidence can go suck a bag of dicks. Tell us how sure you are, and don't pretend to know shit you don't.
- If you're going to talk unfalsifiable twaddle out of your ass, at least fucking warn us first.
- Try to find the actual factual goddamn truth together with whatever assholes you're talking to. Be a Chad scout, not a Virgin soldier.
- One hypothesis is not e-fucking-nough. You need at least two, AT LEAST, or you'll just end up rehearsing the same dumb shit the whole time instead of actually thinking.
- One great way to fuck shit up fast is to conflate the antecedent, the consequent, and the implication. DO NOT.
- Don't be all like "nuh-UH, nuh-UH, you SAID!" Just let people correct themselves. Fuck.
- That motte-and-bailey bullshit does not fly here.
- Whatever the fuck else you do, for fucksake do not fucking ignore these guidelines when talking about the insides of other people's heads, unless you mainly wanna light some fucking trash fires, in which case GTFO.
As a rough heuristic: "Everything is fuzzy; every bell curve has tails that matter."
It's important to be precise, and it's important to be nuanced, and it's important to keep the other elements in view even though the universe is overwhelmingly made of just hydrogen and helium.
But sometimes, it's also important to simply point straight at the true thing. "Men are larger than women" is a true thing, even though many, many individual women are larger than many, many individual men, and even though the categories "men" and "women" and "larger" are themselves ill-defined and have lots and lots of weirdness around the edges.
I wrote a post that went into lots and lots of careful detail, touching on many possible objections pre-emptively, softening and hedging and accuratizing as many of its claims as I could. I think that post was excellent, and important.
But it did not do the one thing that this post did, which was to stand up straight, raise its voice, and Just. Say. The. Thing.
It was a delight to watch the two posts race for upvotes, and it was a delight, in the end, to see the bolder one win.